Dear Lord, Please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.... at least that's what I'm praying lately. Hopefully, you've heard that saying before (I didn't make it up). I have made several New Years Resolutions for the upcoming year, and one of them is to talk less and listen more. … Continue reading Lord help me… literally
Going into the holiday season is usually one of my favorite times. Hang the lights, eat all the sugar, drink all the coffee, watch Elf thirty times, and buy all kinds of presents. Right now we are smack dab in the middle of Thanksgiving and Christmas though, and I feel a bit sluggish and nostalgic. My pastor … Continue reading Comparison is the Death of Joy
Today I'm talking about those moments you least expect to turn extremely awkward, but then they do. Like when the cashier at the store says ,'Come again', but you heard 'have a nice day' so you respond with 'you too' and then give yourself a face palm on your way out the door. Yep those … Continue reading If you can’t give your friends the finger then who can you give it to?
I have many random thoughts every day. Today's include the following: How many times a day do you think the people at chik-fil-a say 'my pleasure'? Do they say it when they go home or out with their friends? I bet it's stuck in their heads and at Thanksgiving dinner with their families. When someone … Continue reading What it’s like to live inside my head
Here's to making you feel better about yourself by telling you some things I suck at. ● Hanging pictures. Heaven help me they are never level, and I use thumb tacks to hang everything because I have been known to move nails around a lot which creates holes which I have learned are pretty hard … Continue reading Things I Suck At